Hurling out some questions
Just a minute ago, the cat threw up - projectile vomiting all over the mass of wires behind my Tivo. That was fun to clean up!

This begs two questions:

1) Where is the worst or most unusual place your cat (or other pet) has left some bodily fluids?

My male cat has peed on beds and suitcases in the past in response to some environmental change he doesn't like (we are out of town, kitty litter is too dirty, etc.) Those are the worst to deal with but not all that unusual. Behind the Tivo was a new one for us.

2) What is considered normal vomit frequency when you own a pet?

I have two cats, one vomits about once every two to three weeks for seemingly no reason (no hairballs, chronic diseases, etc. - I think just kitty acid reflux). The other cat, only once or twice a year. My dog, has hurled maybe four times in the 1 1/2 years we've had her.

Come on, I know you want to talk about vomit! There must be some good stories out there....